dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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