Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She told me I should be a condom model.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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