had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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