What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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