I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
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