guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
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