could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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