Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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