I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
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