if i can run in heels then i can drive
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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