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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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