"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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