I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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