whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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