I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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