no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
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