i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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