scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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