Kiss
Puke
You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Randomize
