ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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