Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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