Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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