if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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