Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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