I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
