Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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