You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
