So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize
