she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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