so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
you never un-have a 4some
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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