I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
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