So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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