She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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