There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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