i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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