Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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