Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
