do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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