a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
The air was thick with penises
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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