I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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