Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
I FOUND THE LEGS
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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