we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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