Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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