Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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