real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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