well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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