just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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