New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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