I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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