Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I just blew my weed a kiss
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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