After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Randomize
