you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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