YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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